Teti-à-Tête (With Tony) #1

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PS: What on earth is this book we speak of? Click here to find out. And if you’d like to read a sample first then please feel free to go here and here. We think it’s purrr-fect!

by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2016

Dog Days (Postcard Set #2)

by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2016

Oops!… We Did It Again (the bobblehead’s pilgrimage)

Erm… hullo there. (This is rather awkward…)

Dear Reader, the stuff that was originally posted here has been removed.

We have done this because said stuff has since been included in one of our published books. We hope you’ll believe us when we say we’re not trying to be stingy. No, this has been done to honour the people who have already spent their hard-earned money on our eBook creations.*

If, however, for some reason you’re unable to buy one of our books, and feel you’ll die without seeing this piece of writing, then please contact us via admin@unbolt.me. We won’t allow our Dear Readers to fade away in the dark. We’ll send you the piece in question, and it will be absolutely free. All you need do is ask.

* Of course, we would be like two happy puppies if you too decided to buy one of our books.

by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2016-2018

cyberthuggian

when the morning comes
i’ll yearn for transcendence again
tho’ the days keep piling all around
but before i know it i’ll be choking on fire
the fulsome hate behind your words

we’re not the object of your resentment
your feelings are way too big for our insides
we’re wayfaring strangers, not obliging quintains
so tilt at yourself please and leave us alone
don’t make us breach like worn out wineskins

is this what you want, to slut shame us?
fine, if it helps then you’re the higher one
and we are the weak, tawdry, ignoble
so when the morning comes you’ll have won
and i’m sure this knowledge will have warmed your bed

by TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2016

Six Word Stories Omnibus: Volume Two

Oh, how we crave delicious tales;
bite sized snacks of literary nutriment!
Six word stories are gobsmackingly fun.
We love to eat your efforts.
Won’t you treat us some more?
(The ghost of Hemingway compels you!)

Story 1:
I’d love to try as well.
by Geetalima

Story 2:
“I see you,” he said, smiling.
by Introspectiveinformation

Story 3:
The knight swung; the robber fell.
by Rawle Nyanzi

Story 4:
The computer crashed. All was lost.
by Grandmapeachy

Story 5:
Fingers trailing, leaving promises of return.
Story 6:
Libraries are bigger on the inside.
Story 7:
Sink your teeth in these wor(l)ds.
Story 8:
I only imagine our cheeks grazing.
by Beezuz

Story 9:
“Wait!” he screamed. “She’s still breathing!”
by Potentiallypublished

Story 10:
Online we practice being one person.
by Davekingsbury

Story 11:
No stories. Too bad, rent’s due.
by Strickletonyahoocouk

Story 12:
I really like blogger number 5.
by Xeno

Story 13:
Figures, red was never his colour.
by Alixa

Story 14:
I am completely nothing without myself.
by Amoderndivinecomedy

Story 15:
These short lines are incredibly tantalising.
by Miriam

Story 16:
In the silence she lives, freely.
by Tiffanybeingfree

Story 17:
Changed mind; your loss, my freedom.
Story 18:
He wished he’d kissed them goodbye.
Story 19:
Polka partner required. Inquire after trial.
by Nananoyz

Story 20:
This is a great volume one.
by Jessie Martinovic

by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2016