I can leave this stinky maze
when ingestion has turned its phase.
I ooze between limp tripe
and creep along… gripe… gripe…
A cup is filled to the brim.
Vermiculation wraps the rim.
I don’t care how… bile or chyme…
No one can absorb the brand of Cain.
by TETIANA ALEKSINA
© All rights reserved 2015
Hey-ho! This February is the month of exotic awards for me…
Firstly, I was honored by Prakash Hegade for the Premio Dardos Award!
Thirdly, I was honored by Prakash Hegade for the Versatile Blogger Award!
(awww… the luckiest #13… aha! Coming soon.)
Where is the second? HERE!
Secondly, I was honored by Into the Forgotten for the Sisterhood of the World Bloggers Award! Yay! Thank you, Katho!
(Hmmm… Tony Single, Cyan Ryan, Spahr Plops, PROSPERMIND, lordwalt... sorry, boys! It looks like you can have a rest today…)
To be honest, I don’t know Katho very well… but I know one thing exactly… Katho likes acronyms!
WTITR!
• TTBWNYALBTTS
• PTALOYB
• ATTQSTY
• NSB
• MALOTQFYN
LG!
1. If you were a musical instrument, what would it be and why?
IWPTBAV… IACWIHI
2. What is your guilty pleasure? IL
3. What is your favourite fictional world/universe? DOMFB
4. Why do you blog? WASQ! WDIB?!
5. What is your favourite movie of all time and what’s so awesome about that movie? LFDDAP… BIIJAM!
6. What is one thing you wish were true but isn’t? TWWB!
7. If you could Apparate (that’s right, Harry Potter style) to one place on Earth in this very moment, where would it be? NMLZ…
8. What is your life motto? DWBH!
9. Who is your inspiration in life? TP
10. What is your current favourite novel and why? HPATPS… BIRIIEN!!
MN!
1) all my unedited glory
2) EXPRESSING MY THOUGHTS
3) field of thorns
4) Insidethelifeofmoi
5) La Audacia de Aquiles
6) megdekorne
7) MENOMAMA3
8) THE SIXPENCE AT HER FEET
9) THE TATTOO TOURIST
9? IK! FTAT! IWTN9B!! MPFY… YAFFMQ
(OMG! If you’ll ask me tomorrow what I wrote… I can bet I will not be able to recall. So… ASK ME TODAY!)
Well, my dear nominees… The proper rules are here.
HAF. ILYA.
XOXO. YU.
by TETIANA ALEKSINA
© All rights reserved 2015
And there are really many reasons to be mad about Tony…
…the first one is Crumble Cult.
…the second one is ONCE MORE, WITH FOREBODING.
The third… The fourth… The hell with it! I don’t need so many! There is only a single reason for me… It’s Tony Single!
Thank you, Tony…
Our end began with weaponised words,
bashing the chest like a thousand rolling-pins
on sourdough heart and bone.
Of course, you had a dim foreboding.
Crunch of parchment. Red saffron underfoot.
A marble chopping stone.
I plated myself up for disappointment.
A corrugated brow. Cold hearth and home.
You meant for me to die alone!
You always were flippant and presumptuous.
You estimated our life by eye
and borrowed a swollen loan.
Arugula words were all I tasted from you.
You were east of the sun then west of the moon.
I hardly knew where to point the bone.
Blah… The next pathetic maggot holds forth on stars…
You fought for that last stool on the cheap row
and lost a stage with the vacant throne!
Fine then. I know when I’m royally licked.
Someone gets me a psychotherapist.
Vagina dentata! My ardour has blown!
Lick-time is over. My Symplegades clash.
The dry pillar of Pompey engorges.
The end begins… and ends. Bring a blank die-stone!
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2015
Gods laugh like crazy…
The sky shakes with a guffaw.
A chance encounter?!
by TETIANA ALEKSINA
© All rights reserved 2015
Erm… hullo there. (This is rather awkward…)
Dear Reader, the stuff that was originally posted here has been removed.
We have done this because said stuff has since been included in one of our published books. We hope you’ll believe us when we say we’re not trying to be stingy. No, this has been done to honour the people who have already spent their hard-earned money on our eBook creations.*
If, however, for some reason you’re unable to buy one of our books, and feel you’ll die without seeing this piece of writing, then please contact us via admin@unbolt.me. We won’t allow our Dear Readers to fade away in the dark. We’ll send you the piece in question, and it will be absolutely free. All you need do is ask.
* Of course, we would be like two happy puppies if you too decided to buy one of our books.
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2015-2018
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