Dear readers, did you suppose we’d ever stop receiving spam? Nope. The onslaught continues! And so does our mission to respond to it all. Yup, this is one war we intend to win! So, we draw our lightsabers. We lower our visors. Rebellions are built on hope!
Excellent way of explaining, and fastidious paragraph to take facts on the topic of my presentation subject matter, which i am going to deliver in institution of higher education.
– hzeuyrlx
We hope that institute of higher learning has a grammar department. Hell, even some avid advocates of corporal punishment would do. Someone needs to beat a healthy respect for basic sentence structure into you. Yeesh!
– Militant Grammar Nazis League
Thanks, Karen! I will post about the backsplash and a couple other details in the next week or two 🙂 I’ll try to remember and come back here and let you know when I do!
– Faustino Breaz
Dear Faustino, who’s Karen? And please don’t forget about our order! We need a nice front screen for protecting blogs from spam spatter. Model #NHDABBBRI2X10 should do. And it needs to be heated, self-cleaning and have Ukrainized menus.
– The You’d Better Bloody Send it or Else League
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– cyqqeyuaxzr
Thank you. Now that we’re aware, we’ll nail a hanger for Princess Mary’s crown in the hallway. Please do visit us soon as we’ve never had tea and scones with royalty before! The theme of our discussion shall be ‘The pros and cons of quantum anarchy versus humdrum monarchy’. And the moderator? The March Hare! So, please do hurry. Limited seats are available!
– The RSVP Soon Our Once and Future Queen League
Now, wet bags are discreetly whisked off to be washed, or substituted with dry ones.
– iljqvkaru
What the hell kind of bags are you talking about? Bladders? According to urologists aren’t those supposed to be wet?!
– For the Love of Criminy Don’t Put Them in an Industrial Dryer or They’ll Explode League
hi please help me to rank my website for some toys
– anal sex toys
Oh, sure. Let’s have ourselves a big old anal carnival. NOT!
– The Covering Our Tushies With Our Hands ’Cos We Don’t Trust You League
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Are these the spam you get in your comments? Because I get some weird ones. Do you really reply to them?
I get ones where they say they’ll “seize my RSS feed” and I’m thinking, “that’s fine, I didn’t want it anyway….” 🤷♀️
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Oh, these absolutely are the spam comments we get, and they are doozies! We don’t reply to them though. We much prefer to use them as fodder for these posts. Hee hee. And for some reason, I read that as ‘arse feed’. My stupid brain! 😛
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😂🤣😂🤣😂
Yeah, I get some good ones too! I’m glad you don’t actually reply though. The creepy ones say things like that, though, the “seizing” of my feed. Creepy sounding, right?
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It IS. It makes you worry if they’re hackers that are actually in the position of being able to seize what you have. Scary! 😛
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I like to look at search results. I kept getting hits from people looking for an entry about smelly foot fungus. I never figured out how that entry was linked to a smelly foot fungus but people kept coming to my blog with that search query.
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Smelly foot fungus? Wow. Search results can be the oddest things. I don’t think we’ve ever had anything quite that unexpected before. 😛
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This week I had an incredible amount of spam and some of it was not caught by askimet which is surprising. What’s up
With that. Thank you for the article , enjoyed! Happy New Year to you!
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Yes, Akismet seems to miss stuff from time to time which is a bit disconcerting. I kinda wonder what’s up with that too! 😛
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I guess I have to read my spam comments more carefully. It is definitely a genre. Happy New year to you guys! xx
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I hope your New Year has been a relatively spamless one so far, Inese! 😛
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Thank you so much! 🙂 Hope you have a good year and do things that make you happy!
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Ever consider writing a book with these? You should. You’re answers are priceless lol
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Thanks, Dorinda. Perhaps we should actually! 😛
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Definitely! 🙂
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Wish my spam was this much fun!
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Most of ours isn’t, Fraggle, but we do occasionally get some cracking good ones! 😉
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Will have to check out my spam queue in case I’ve missed a good one 🙂
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This is not only hilarious but super true
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Hee hee! 😛
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You made me laugh….again! 🙂 T.
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Mission accomplished! 😉
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LOL – I check my spam folder once per week, or twice per month…depends on my mood. Any real comments that got there accidentally are “unspammed” and all the rest is “deleted permanently.” But, permanent deletion doesn’t exist in cyberspace!
XD
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That’s true. Everything is there forever! A bit of a worry that! 😛
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