Spam Sarnie #4

Dear readers, did you suppose we’d ever stop receiving spam? Nope. The onslaught continues! And so does our mission to respond to it all. Yup, this is one war we intend to win! So, we draw our lightsabers. We lower our visors. Rebellions are built on hope!

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– hzeuyrlx

We hope that institute of higher learning has a grammar department. Hell, even some avid advocates of corporal punishment would do. Someone needs to beat a healthy respect for basic sentence structure into you. Yeesh!
– Militant Grammar Nazis League

Thanks, Karen! I will post about the backsplash and a couple other details in the next week or two 🙂 I’ll try to remember and come back here and let you know when I do!
– Faustino Breaz

Dear Faustino, who’s Karen? And please don’t forget about our order! We need a nice front screen for protecting blogs from spam spatter. Model #NHDABBBRI2X10 should do. And it needs to be heated, self-cleaning and have Ukrainized menus.
– The You’d Better Bloody Send it or Else League

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– cyqqeyuaxzr

Thank you. Now that we’re aware, we’ll nail a hanger for Princess Mary’s crown in the hallway. Please do visit us soon as we’ve never had tea and scones with royalty before! The theme of our discussion shall be ‘The pros and cons of quantum anarchy versus humdrum monarchy’. And the moderator? The March Hare! So, please do hurry. Limited seats are available!
– The RSVP Soon Our Once and Future Queen League

Now, wet bags are discreetly whisked off to be washed, or substituted with dry ones.
– iljqvkaru

What the hell kind of bags are you talking about? Bladders? According to urologists aren’t those supposed to be wet?!
– For the Love of Criminy Don’t Put Them in an Industrial Dryer or They’ll Explode League

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Oh, sure. Let’s have ourselves a big old anal carnival. NOT!
– The Covering Our Tushies With Our Hands ’Cos We Don’t Trust You League

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45 thoughts on “Spam Sarnie #4”

  5. Now here’s some spam!
    And not from a can
    Or mutilated lamb;
    No, it’s of another sort,
    Enough the brain to contort,
    But at least we get a good laugh,
    Not half as much as on our own site,
    And you may kick my arse for saying so,
    But I’m glad you’re subject to the blight
    While I get to smile and snort by the light!
    So . . . thank you for sharing! 🙂

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  9. LOL. I hesitate to say this but since I changed my email address I’ve had hardly any spam. Mind you if I get any from a friend’s account it’s easy to spot since it usually begins, ‘Dear Elizabeth…’ Nobody ever, EVER calls me Elizabeth…

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    • Ha ha ha! That’s funny! It’s pretty easy to spot spam right away, that’s for sure, which is why I wonder about who sends it and why. You’d think they’d disguise the fact that it’s just spam!

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