Dear Readers,
It seems that our belief in Santa is fading away…
We put our all into the poem we dedicated to him. We did our absolute best. We also behaved. Tony hasn’t picked his nose for a whole year, and Tati hasn’t… well, let’s not get into that here.
The point is, we went all out for this overweight ho-ho deer torturer! What a sack of crap!
Seriously, what did we get in return?
An auto-reply from someone that even our mailbox can’t bring itself to believe in. An ‘unverified sender’ no less! Hm… Perhaps we need to take the hint?
But no. Hell, no! This shall not mean that our belief in miracles is fading away. We are soppy romantics, god damn it! And no corpulent, bearded no-show is going to take that from us.
That’s why Tati—in her icy cold homeland of Ukraine—finds a bottle opener made from kangaroo balls in her Christmas sock. And Tony—in his blisteringly hot homeland of Australia—finds in his sock a tiny bottle of horilka and a half eaten salo burger. Because someone has to do this job, even if Santa fails.
Someone has to protect our belief in miracles.
by TETIANA ALEKSINA, TONY SINGLE & SONOFDEWANGAN
© All rights reserved 2020
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Are you sure you have been talking to the real Santa? As far as I understand the real Father Christmas hasn’t got up to speed with technology. Why else would he live at the North Pole and deliver presents door to door? I suggest you use tried and tested methods like sending a note up the chimney or leaving it under the doormat. We have had success with both of these. He also responds well to a glass of Sherry and a mince pie. Good luck and don’t lose heart!
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Damn. We may not have been talking to the real Santa… If so, then who the hell was he/she/it? Now, that’s not a jolly thought… 😮
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Ooops! Well at least you have a year to find the real one😉 Happy New Year🎉
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A letter from Santa?! You’re pretty lucky even if it was an auto-reply. It’s too bad your email doesn’t believe in him. So have you tried any of the links?
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We were too afraid to! 😛
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Santa made it look like an auto reply because he wasn’t sure how to respond to us 😂
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Hee hee. You may be right! Perhaps Santa’s only trying to maintain his safe space. 😛
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That is a genius!
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Aw, shucks! 😛
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It’s a magical time.
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We hope so! 😛
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Lmao at the stocking stuffers!
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Heh heh heh. 😛
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All my illusions are lying in shattered shards at my feet 😉
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Don’t worry, Chris. They still sparkle beautifully! 😛
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*checking my mails* 😂😂😂
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Ya never know! 😂
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