what kind of turtle breathes through its arse?
a brave one, that’s what, that moves real fast!
it doesn’t give a shit what you find reasonable
it’ll squeeze with its cheeks anything seasonable
be it bananas or tim tams or mini fridges
it’s all moshing green hair and bristling ridges
don’t stand in its path or it’ll gnaw your shoes
then down to the bone ’til you’re yesterday’s news!
what’s more, it doesn’t need any goddam excuses
it’ll blend then swill you like some vegan juices
so, you’d better not be messing with the bum breathing turtles
if you don’t want to rest in pieces between the scrubs of myrtles
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2021
unbolt me 
Haha I love it! 😛
Funnily enough, I still remember learning what Tim Tams were from you back in the old Fantasy Forum days ages ago.
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Have you had the opportunity to try them since then? (And that’s going WAY back! I remember that forum well!) 😀
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Awesome! I like silly poems that seem like kids poems but aren’t. Fun. Just 100% fun.
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Thanks so much, good sir! 😀
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No problem.
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Ha ha, this is good 😀
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Thank you! 😊
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Welcome 🙂
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Turtles are a symbol of perseverance and strength. I find it inspiring creature and shows us the value of waiting for the right time even if it takes ages! If not now, may be in some other parallel world, on a different species skin? 😉
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You know what? I think you’re probably right about that! 😉
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For those of us who refuse to mock Mother Natures poor put upon turtles this comes as a breath of fresh air.
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Hee hee hee. 😆
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