DISCLAIMER: We recently received an email from WordPress warning us that a certain site—that we supposedly run—would be closed down because we’d posted materials of a pornographic nature. They later admitted that they’d made an error and had mistaken us for that site, but we’re still feeling rather confused. Do they really think we deal in stupid porn plots? No, stupid porn plots is not our thing! Our porn plots are always witty, funny and excursive in the extreme! So, meet and greet our sweet little revenge, and further proof of our professional aptitude.
lilith, the first wife of adam
ditched him for mad ol’ saddam
then got married to travolta
but after his hepcat twist with uma
she had a fling with an oompa-loompa
this pushed her to become a nun
but the god of eden was dead boring
so lilith went and got with göring
made some smut with a minolta
they cross-dressed and they did porn
but on this lilith soon heaped scorn
after that mishap she had with a gun
with this she found no satisfaction
and indeed no sexual distraction
‘cos it merely fired pathetic blanks
so lilith made an appointment
to let god know of her disappointment
with a loud “what the actual fuck?”
then, on sunday, instead of resting
god did some vital sex toy testing
so lilith could have a proper wank
after copping many a bloody callus
god finally blessed a silicone phallus
for lilith to have and to hold… and shuck
by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2023
unbolt me 
Like in films, there is censor cut in blogs also. Keep Blogging with fascinating stories.
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Sadly, there’s always somebody who wants to censor somebody else. It seems to be a very human trait. Thanks so much for reading us, my friend!
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So it’s God I’m to thank for that silicone finger?
Lilith is my lady-hero. Didn’t want to be joined to Adam, so she cut loose and soon was Up and At’em.
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Lilith freaking ROCKS, in my opinion. 😋
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Absolutely, definitely, yes!
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Ha.
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😉
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‘I’m all on board / With what the Lord / Willeth,’ / Enthused Lilith.
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Damn, that’s good! 😆
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Chaplin: “Silly WordPress! Computers are stupid. Over on Twitter they slapped a warning on a post of Oona with a kitten dental toy because their algorithm thinks it might contain an adult image.”
Oona: “OONA IS NOT AN ADULT! OONA IS STILL A KITTEN!!!”
Chaplin: “That’s what Dada told them! But since Elon fired everybody, who knows if they will ever fix it …”
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🤣🤣🤣
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Arggghhhh
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🤣😅
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Oh my goodness you two! 🤣
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Yup. You can’t take us anywhere in polite society! 😆
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😂
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And now, I want to see the image. Lol!
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It will never be as effective as the image that’s probably in your head right now, trE! 🤣
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Haha. Oops. #Facts. Lol
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😆
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Now my evil mind is busy assuming what sort of image will fit the bill? 😈
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Curiosity piqued, eh? That’s exactly what we wanted. 😆
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😁
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I wonder about the image 😜
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It shocked even us… and we were the ones that thought of it! 🤣
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You guys are hilarious 🤣
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😆
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