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vanity & cat flaps (life hack furballs)

it’s called youtube
& i alone understand that
you use it to put videos on
mostly of the kitty variety

but this here is called mytube
& on it i’ll do whatever i please
i’ll use it to post shower videos
look at me getting into a lather!

& now here are my bits
scrubbed all nice & clean
can you see how they sparkle
more than the glint of a kitty’s brown eye

& now here are my hairy bits
combed all nice & neat
can you see how silky they are
more than a kitty’s licked ball sack

& now here are all of the bits
tucked away all nice & tidy
can you see how they nestle
more than a kitty in big ass cleavage

& now let’s look & see
which videos ring the most bells
& get the coveted thumbs up
down to the lowest common denominator

by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2024

SPAM® Sushi #3

Write more, thats all I have to say. Literally, it seems as though you relied on the video to make your point. You definitely know what youre talking about, why throw away your intelligence on just posting videos to your site when you could be giving us something informative to read?

—Gold

Dear Gold,

We understand your noble indignation. Of 468 published posts and 12 published pages, there can be found 1 video (0.21%), 10 audio posts (2.08%), 14 art posts (2.92%) and 455 text pieces (94.79%). You’re so right! That percentage of video posts is shockingly high!

And you know what else? Literally two days ago, we posted a 2nd video which bumped the aforementioned percentage up by a factor of two! SCANDALOUS! This is completely unacceptable for a blog that shamelessly bills itself as a ‘literary asylum’!

Please be assured that we are now hanging our heads in shame, and shall return to our padded cells without our customary cups of hot cocoa. We need to think long and hard about what we’ve done. There might even be self-flagellation and some disciplinary botty spanking too.

—Tati & Tony (Videographers of Extreme Deceitfulness)

by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2017