SPAM® Sushi #3

Write more, thats all I have to say. Literally, it seems as though you relied on the video to make your point. You definitely know what youre talking about, why throw away your intelligence on just posting videos to your site when you could be giving us something informative to read?

—Gold

Dear Gold,

We understand your noble indignation. Of 468 published posts and 12 published pages, there can be found 1 video (0.21%), 10 audio posts (2.08%), 14 art posts (2.92%) and 455 text pieces (94.79%). You’re so right! That percentage of video posts is shockingly high!

And you know what else? Literally two days ago, we posted a 2nd video which bumped the aforementioned percentage up by a factor of two! SCANDALOUS! This is completely unacceptable for a blog that shamelessly bills itself as a ‘literary asylum’!

Please be assured that we are now hanging our heads in shame, and shall return to our padded cells without our customary cups of hot cocoa. We need to think long and hard about what we’ve done. There might even be self-flagellation and some disciplinary botty spanking too.

—Tati & Tony (Videographers of Extreme Deceitfulness)

 

by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2017

39 thoughts on “SPAM® Sushi #3

  1. On the subject of spam, way back in the early 1970s when Monty Python was hitting the heights of popularity, my flatmates and I decided to host a spam sandwich party run by Hell’s Grannies. We didn’t know if people would get the theme of Hell’s Grannies and spam sandwiches or not, but they did in droves. Our party was swamped, the spam sandwiches went like hot cakes and we nearly had a riot when people arrived to find all the spam sandwiches had been eaten!

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  2. It sounded like déjà vu. The same comment was left on my photography blog some time back. I have no videos! I’m not sure what this person wanted to say.

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