SPAM® Sushi #3

Write more, thats all I have to say. Literally, it seems as though you relied on the video to make your point. You definitely know what youre talking about, why throw away your intelligence on just posting videos to your site when you could be giving us something informative to read?

—Gold

Dear Gold,

We understand your noble indignation. Of 468 published posts and 12 published pages, there can be found 1 video (0.21%), 10 audio posts (2.08%), 14 art posts (2.92%) and 455 text pieces (94.79%). You’re so right! That percentage of video posts is shockingly high!

And you know what else? Literally two days ago, we posted a 2nd video which bumped the aforementioned percentage up by a factor of two! SCANDALOUS! This is completely unacceptable for a blog that shamelessly bills itself as a ‘literary asylum’!

Please be assured that we are now hanging our heads in shame, and shall return to our padded cells without our customary cups of hot cocoa. We need to think long and hard about what we’ve done. There might even be self-flagellation and some disciplinary botty spanking too.

—Tati & Tony (Videographers of Extreme Deceitfulness)

by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
© All rights reserved 2017

39 thoughts on “SPAM® Sushi #3”

  1. The creative well gets filled through all the senses. If the medium generates the inspiration to express, then it is art. (On a personal vent … It’s not the medium, it’s always the message. T’n’T, keep messaging, any way, and any how. ).

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  3. Another spam comment:

    This content is very close to my heart. But I found some technical issues while reading so I had to reload it a couple of times.
    Also, do not start sentences with conjuctions.
    Your weblog loads faster than many other sites, can you tell me which theme are you using?
    Are you interested in buying piano stools? (I mean the one where you sit on and not piano poop).

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  4. It might have been a video but it still required a script. And that’s writing. And to make dialogue appear natural and effortless requires a lot of work and skill. I’ll always enjoy your videos and audio work, as well as your written words.

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  9. Sometimes, I wonder how you manage to put all that sarcasm in your teeny, tiny posts. I AM TELLING YOU, ONE DAY IT’LL EXPLODE leaving us all drenched in your supercilious prose. HAHAHHAAH!! (Won’t complain at all. 😜) Now that’s ONE EXPLOSION, after Big Bang, that would be beneficial for all of us. 😁😉

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    • Hee hee hee! The bigger the better, am I right? Like a constellation of stars! And it’s been a while since I’ve seen the word ‘supercilious’ used. You’ve made me a very happy chap! 😀

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    • Hahahhha!!! 😂 TOTALLY.

      Oh, well…!! 😅 What can I say? Your writing is exactly THAT. And I looove this idea of open shaming the spammers. And, if you want to make it all the better, you may wanna add, to quote Chandler, “a verse of Killing Me Softly” 😂😂😂 BAHAHAHHAHAHAA!!!
      I HATE SPAM. Even more, I HATE it when WP treats MY COMMENTS as spam, as it did a few days ago…I MEAN…WHYYYY?!?! I am a GREAT commenter. 😂😂😂

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