Spam Sarnie #3

In 1937, long before either of us existed, spam was born. That predates the internet, kids. The freakin’ INTERNET! And instead of reading spam, people would eat it. The horror!

Still, that’s not as bad as what took place in 1965. Somewhere in a movie studio in Japan, a can of refrigerated spam was hit by a downed Soviet bomber, setting off a nuclear explosion which in turn caused Spamera to be born.

Spamera didn’t have an easy time growing up. He was both a bully and the bullied. Any time he used his immense turtle shell to crush his enemies, it only served to sink him into a deeper depression. He was a pacifist by nature but everyone wanted him to be mean because he looked mean. Talk about messed up!

It’s much like the spam that clogs our inbox on a daily basis. Messed up! Still, we try to be civil and answer it all. Well, sometimes we’re not so civil…

It is the best time to make some plans for the long run and it is time to be happy. I have learn this submit and if I may I wish to suggest you few fascinating issues or advice. Perhaps you could write subsequent articles referring to this article. I wish to read even more things about it!
– Kiersten

Of course, Kiersten! We’re renowned experts in the field of ‘how to be happy for the really long run’. Unfortunately, the funeral guys took our pen and diary away. So we died. Damn.
– So Freaking Over the Moon League

I have not checked in here for some time since I thought it was getting boring, but the last few posts are good quality so I guess I will add you back to my daily bloglist. You deserve it friend 🙂
– ydxsnsx

God. We’re so relieved. We were on the verge of shutting the blog down! Hell, we would’ve faded away to nothing had you decided not to come back and grace us with your magnificent magnanimosity of magisterial proportions. Truly, you are a king/queen/thing among… erm, other things!
– Your Groveling Sycophants of Pathetic Needy-Weediness League

Her work frequently appears on many Internet sites and on her own organizing site Clutter Free Living as well as in her monthly Home Organizing Newsletter How to Be Clutter Free
– ttkdqqlx

Yet how strangely cluttered your sentences and username are. Erm. Is that you, Tati?! Is there something you need to tell me? Am I taking up too much space here?
– The Something Something Fill-it-up-With-Anything League

I see your page needs some fresh content. Writing manually is time consuming, there is tool for this task. Just search in gogle for; Fejlando’s tips
– AshleighSecc

Oh my god. For a moment there I read this as ‘Fellatio’s tips’.
– The Just Putting That Out There League

by TETIANA ALEKSINA & TONY SINGLE
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66 thoughts on “Spam Sarnie #3”

  2. “All over the place and, daring to say what others are too polite to mention … Like, I thought the literary world would be free from, the: the nasty competitive two-faced in-fighting that constitutes modern life. But no, they’re just as connivingly accomodating, to take people in, unawares, and pretend they’re smart enough to take the bare-faced piss out of you, with you being so dumbass, you hardly notice …. The literary world? It’s just as, if not much more nastier….. I Hope to continue being me …. Not afraid of anyone’s talent, no matter how obnoxiously great they are H … ps: thanx4lis’sening!!!!!”

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  3. I didn’t LIKE this, I LOVED it! Teaching university juniors and seniors, I have read a great deal of clever “pieces” in my 27 years at that level, but this one takes the cake–or can–of Spam. Also, a good sandwich is thinly sliced Spam on whole grain bread spread lightly with mustard, or once again whole grain bread spread with Miracle Whip Lite and fresh lettuce and sliced tomato. My husband likes spam on whole wheat with catsup and diced onions, but that’s just sloppy, over-the-sink eating. The secret is in slicing the spam extra thin.

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    • Maybe that’s the secret, to have the spam thinly sliced? I find I can’t eat the stuff any more because I used to always have it quite thickly cut. Maybe that wasn’t a good thing… 😛

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