Dear Readers,
All’s well that ends well. Nope… rather, all’s well that ends on schedule. Even the best things should end in their proper time, otherwise they risk losing something of their specialness.
That’s why today we took the courage to complete our communal poem. Like two obstetrists, we cut its umbilical cord, slapped its bottom and enjoyed the first cries of this newborn poem. We even gave it a name.
Well, now it’s time to sniff a little, brush away a furtive tear, and wave goodbye our first-born. But please, don’t be too concerned. We promise to start the next round very soon. This feature’s too much fun to simply let it die!
Stay tuned!
One Man Show
What if I said sorry for saying sorry all the time?
Or should I just give you a baby porcupine?
Alas, it will be one and the same outcome
Saying sorry results with quills in your bum
From now on I will change my approach
And make the pine and quill my coach
My steel derriere, my impenetrable armour
With rocketship flair, I will rise as a charmer
No more sorry for saying sorry all the time
Only a real man’s kneeling pantomime!
by TETIANA ALEKSINA, TONY SINGLE, PHOENIX RISEN, ARTSYCHICK82, SODIO1 & ELLIE894
© All rights reserved 2018
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It’d have been ten times better if you guys would have listened to me and added the cockroach line. 😒 #HulkSad
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Awww, I hope Hulk won’t get mad now! 😥
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Even if it ends with quills in my bum… can I still have the baby porcupine??
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But of course! Baby porcupines are far too cute not to have one! 😛
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I like your style! Thanks for liking my congregate prompt. I’m just getting started with blogging and wondered if you have any tips for getting more readers. Thanks!
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Really, the only thing that might get you more readers is consistency. Just keep writing and posting, writing and posting, writing and… And they will come. 🙂
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Or…. Make weird-ass comics, run a weird podcast series, make a weird patreon page, reply to comments in a weird way. In short, be weird.
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Or this, yes. 😛
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Yay!!!!! Seriously cool. Cheers!!! 🤗
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Woohoo! Yes, it was a lot of fun to put together!
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Loved the poem!
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Thank you very much! 😀
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Welcome!
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“My steel derriere, my impenetrable armour
With rocketship flair, I will rise as a charmer”
A timely reveal. *nods*
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Very much so! 😛
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I really enjoy the tone of the poem!
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Thank you, Kayla! 😀
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Way cool! 😎 I’m honored to be included! Y’all are inspiring. Thanks for all the fun 😊. Have a fantastic week!
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Thanks so much, Ellie. it was a lot of fun for sure! 😀
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These are some crazy funny poems. Love them.
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Yes, our readers really came through for us, didn’t they? 😀
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Yup 👍😂
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Awesome. Really enjoyed this. Brilliant writing. At first, I thought a little obscure, then the third line brought it back and the ending is perfection. 👌
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Aw, thank you, sir! We really appreciate your input! 😀
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