When you cut me up, to pieces
And flatten out all my creases
You will discover the real me.
Like the growth cycles of trees –
My dear books, my funny sprees,
My music… All that makes me free.
…what makes me happy… makes me free.
by TETIANA ALEKSINA
© All rights reserved 2014
I was afraid of dogs in my childhood, was afraid up to tantrums, up to fainting. And one day my father brought home a huge dog. It was an alabai. My father said that we should become friends with this dog. It would help me to get rid of my fear. And he handed a leash to me. I do not know from where my father borrowed this dog. But they were both calm…
We were walking side by side. I and my great fear. I was not breathing. An attempt to escape would have been equal to suicide, so I preferred this way. Yes, I was little and silly then. I was not able to make another decision…
I stumbled after few meters. I lost my flip flops and hurt my foot. I was lying on the road and not even crying… I was waiting for my death. And it jumped on me like a huge alabai.
Its tongue was cold and its breathing was hot. And my naked legs were absolutely defenseless… Cold and heat were drawing wide, wet stripes on my feet. Every stripe brought fear. Every stripe was bringing pleasure. And fear. A fear that precisely this stripe would be the last. The last one before pain. And it lasted indefinitely… I guess that was my first erotic experience.
I am not afraid of dogs now. But since then I wear shoes with laces. Always. Because I cannot lose them until a time I no longer want this.
by TETIANA ALEKSINA
© All rights reserved 2014
I prefer to have an honest enemy.
Enmity can turn into amity.
It is better than a false confrere,
who practices a hidden warfare.
by TETIANA ALEKSINA
© All rights reserved 2014
Even his corny front door, trimmed with the brown leatherette and brazen tacks, causes a vomiting reflex. The dim brazen door-plate mocks – ‘J.R. Invulnerable, Jr. Claims, appeals, statements, complaints. Fast Legal Assistance.’ Fast… Yes! I don’t demur. Today I’ll do this fast!
He is sitting at the huge oaken writing-table. The tiny man and the huge writing-table… The ugly wicked spider is waiting for his booty to ambush.
‘Do you need to compose a document or an answer to it?’ – his voice was soft like purring, and I’ve suppressed a vomiting reflex again.
‘I want to compose a complaint.’
‘Do you know my price?’
‘Yes.’
Yes, I know your price, you sick bastard… It’s tears, woe, broken dreams…
‘OK! Who is your object?’
‘You. I want to compose a complaint about you. The ideal complaint, without flaws. This complaint must be the best complaint that you can write!’
His look is turbid like moonshine. He hasn’t understood the task. Maybe my wording has been vague. I should use clearer terms.
‘Fast, scumbag! Write! You are fast, legal assistance aren’t you?’ – My S&W winks at him…
‘What should I write?’
‘Truth. Only truth. About your unscrupulousness, corruptibility… How you neglect morality for the sake of a few lousy coins every day… How you disowned yourself from our saintly oath… How your mendacious documents are destroying the basic principles of our fraternal society…’
He is writing… writing… writing. I wait.
‘What now?’
‘Gobble this!’ My S&W wishes him a good appetite.
He puts white sheets of paper into his mouth and starts to masticate. He doesn’t understand. He doesn’t understand still…
I’m leaving this room with that tiny breathless body at that huge table. I didn’t touch him – not even a finger. The poison of his libels was enough.
The dribble of toxic, ink saliva runs down from his mouth to the expensive smuggled parquet…
by TETIANA ALEKSINA
© All rights reserved 2014
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Dear Reader, the stuff that was originally posted here has been removed.
We have done this because said stuff has since been included in one of our published books. We hope you’ll believe us when we say we’re not trying to be stingy. No, this has been done to honour the people who have already spent their hard-earned money on our eBook creations.*
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