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Profoundly funny or funnily profound? Loved it from start to finish
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Thank you! I’ll happily take either possibility. Oh yes! 😛
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I was wondering if things like this happened in the animal kingdom xd
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Perhaps so. Or maybe they’re more civilised than we are? 😛
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A random find, fun read.
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I’m very glad you found this then, Luke. Thank you! 😀
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Brilliant!
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You’re very kind! Thank you! 😀
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Seriously funny. Excellent Tony.
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Thank you, kind sir! 🙂
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Brilliant
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Thank you, Candi! 🙂
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This poem is awesome and brilliant.
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Not nearly as awesome and brilliant as you for visiting and commenting, my friend! 😉
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I visit you often but should comment more. Forgive that please. Will say hi more often. And thanks for dropping in my joint. Cheers 🙏❤️
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No hard feelings, my friend. I find I often don’t comment on people’s blogs either as usually someone else gets to saying it before I do, or what I want to say usually feels a little redundant anyway. So, please, don’t feel bad about it! We’re just happy to have you here in whatever way is comfortable for you to be here. 🙂
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You’re fucking cool!!! 🙏
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Pardon my potty mouth 🙏
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Whattaya mean?! Potty mouths are hella cool! 😛
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Not trying to steal your thunder… but… here’s something that might amuse you… https://thomasbonich.wordpress.com/2016/03/20/a-parable/
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Honestly, steal away! That was brilliant, Tom! 😀
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Absolutely hilarious, Tony! It’s so nice to greet the morning with laughter, and you’ve given that to me… How so very original and fun! 🙂
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Sir Jonathan, it’s always such a pleasure to be able to bring a little joy to your day! Thank you for being here, my friend! 😀
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I see that your audience, based on the comments I see here, are all a lot younger than I. I see metaphor here that might spring from my years on the planet watching people trying to deal with race in many different ways. To me it says a lot about how race relations are based on nothing except ego and narcissism. I have a religion the whole text of which is written on a post-it note. It says in total, treat others as you would have them treat you, do no harm to your fellow man or the planet you live on! I call myself and everyone else an Earthling, so until actual aliens from another planet show up, there is no race problem in my view!
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You make a fair point, John, and I can actually see where it’s coming from. I think you’re right that it all originates with ego and narcissism, and mix that in with a bit of fear for anything that’s different… well, then you have quite a volatile mix. I wonder if basic human nature is predisposed towards these kinds of conflicts or if it’s able to rise above it all? I’d like to believe the latter but history kinda tells a different story really…
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